Aftar zhutot: top funny quotes from copywriter job applicants
Every day our editorial office receives dozens of applications from applicants for copywriting jobs. We carefully review each of them and select the most suitable candidates for an interview. Unfortunately, in many cases, the level of examples of potential writers leaves much to be desired.
Below are a few examples of funny quotes, mostly concerning online casinos and slot machines. The authors suggest readers to meet aliens, go to a party for a sweet tooth, a fail-safe recipe to quench sorrow, and more.
So, the promised quotes:
“Scientists have been searching for extraterrestrial intelligence for decades and have yet to succeed. An online casino visitor can meet aliens at any time.”
“The passengers of the spaceship have taken a seat aboard, the rocket is ready for launch. The flight to the unknown planet will bring glory to the explorers and make them rich. Slot The Final Countdown gives the visitor to the online casino hours of fun and great prize if you play for money.”
“No one will refuse to eat candy if it won’t hurt their teeth or cause extra weight. And online casino lovers can enjoy delicious virtual desserts while earning deposit prizes. So Much Candy slot offers the website visitor sweets in different combinations. If you play for money, the party will be profitable for the sweet tooth.”
“Sherlock Holmes is based on Baker Street in London and is used to fighting the capital’s crime of Foggy Albion. But who will bring order to the dense forests of Ireland? This duty is entrusted to a green man with a beard, a pipe and a monocle. Shamrock Holmes Megaways slot gives you the opportunity to try on the leprechaun’s green caftan and get his pot of gold if you play for money.”
“Bookmakers are the center of intriguing entertainment plus adrenaline in the blood.”
“In the real world, you have to wait three months for the seasons to change. But on a hot summer day, you want to breathe in the frosty winter air. In spring, admire the golden coloring of trees, pick berries from bushes and mushrooms under trees. Slot machine Seasons offers fans of online casinos to be in four seasons. Each of them brings a special prize if you play for money.”
“The slot is available in the casino Bui free and for money. In any mode, it will lift your spirits and help you forget about the sorrows.”
“Immortal romance is a story about bloodthirsty vampires who are no strangers to romance. There is hardly a single gambling enthusiast who doesn’t want to feel like a mystical creature, enshrouded in legends. Immortal Romance slot sends regulars online casinos in a virtual Romania, where they live and breathe modern bloodsuckers. Getting to know them will be beneficial if you play for money.”
The main reason is the low entry threshold into the profession and the large number of one-day sites with minimal text requirements. Authors who are poorly versed in the subject try to pour as much water as possible and make gross factual errors.
We do not give the names of the authors on purpose. The aim is not to offend copywriters or to make fun of them, but to help them understand how not to write. We hope that such regular materials will help potential authors. We will be glad to cooperate with people who are really knowledgeable in gambling, literate and ready to develop. Job description and application form can be found here.